December 2011
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Hi, I'm socially inept.
“This one girl asked me “Why would I use big words.. So I can sound like...”
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UISd1Loam8&feature=endscreen&NR=1
People should get Viber...
…and if you already have viber, you should message me your number, because I lack people that I can have intelligent conversations with. Grammar is a must, either that or you’ll have to put up with me correcting you all the time.
(Bet you any money that my inbox will be a) full of perverts b) empty.)
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Dearest Book of Mine,
danooosaur:
I feel like I owe you so much, since you’re like the lover I never had. You’re kept around waiting for me until a random craving for literature comes to. Then, you open yourself up to me and give me hours of entertainment while I venture through whatever vast imaginations I’ve developed over these years. I know, I get so busy sometimes with work and school and you must feel...
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Hey, you know "P. Sherman" from Finding Nemo? That... →
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OMG AHAHAHAH PISHERMAN XD
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This Is No Resident Evil. This is Life vs. Death.:... →
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zom bie |ˈzämbē|
noun
1) originally, a snake-deity of or deriving from West Africa and Haiti.
2) a soulless corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, esp. in certain African and Caribbean religions/ informal a person who is or…
Surviving A Zombie Apocalypse - 4 Things To Take...
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Zombies aren’t afraid to attack and eat animals. Why? Well, zombies will attack and attempt to eat any living animal. It’s in their nature. Secondly, have you seen Resident Evil: Extinction? Yeah, zombie crows and dogs aren’t too fun. This disease/virus spreads like AIDS (It actually does - contact with bodily fluids will kill you, well, kill 99 percent of you, anyway). I’d...
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Why A Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen #1:...
thisisnoresidentevil:
What is toxoplasmosis you say? It’s a disease cause by a protozoan called Toxoplasma Gondii. Tumblr, meet the little parasite that’s living in half the population’s brains. Flip a coin, if it’s heads (no pun intended), you’ve got this thing living inside you:
Cute little critter, ain’t it?
Well, this is anything but cute. It’s a brain parasite that can alter your...
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29 Things To Do in a Zombie Attack ( That are...
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Raid the Gun Store
Fight for Food in the Local Supermarket
Get Out Of Town
Aim for the Head
Use Melee Weapons Whenever Possible
Bug In
Talking a Zombie Out of Biting You
Keeping your (Zombie) Family in the Basement
Leaving the Door Open
Driving
Live in the Sewers/On the Ocean
Leave Your Phone on ‘Loud’
Setting Zombies on Fire
Standing in Front of the Window
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I’m scared to like anyone.
ohialysiaa:
Because I end up getting attached. Knowing that you may be here now but one day you’ll be gone. Just that single thought scares me along with tons of “what if’s”. This is why I haven’t got my first boyfriend yet. It’s as if I could go to sleep knowing you’re mine and wake up knowing I probably won’t hear from you ever again. I just don’t want to get so close and then end up being...
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Reblog if you don't follow jamjars.
LOL the notes!
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It's @lonelyboyjohnny 's birthday today.
Everyone go say Happy Birthday to him because he’s awesome.
Warning! Please do not drink/buy any Pepsi product...
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